My pregnant wife had a craving for Fudgsicles. So I go to the store to get them. I get all the way home only to discover that the stinkin’ Fudgsicles are made without any sugar. Who in their right mind makes Fudgsicles without the sugar? That makes no sense. It’s like an omelet without eggs, or a pastry without butter.

Here’s a tip America; if you want to avoid sugar, DON’T EAT A FUDGSICLE!